A short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence.
One liner jokes, also known as monolouge jokes, are a big part of modern life. One liners have grown more popular in recent decades, replacing the longer, story-based humor of our grandparents. We have collected many of the world's funniest one liners and most moving proverbs. Perfect for the attention deficet, instant gratification generation! If you're looking for success quotes you can find them here.
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One Liners aa - af
A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
One Liners ag - am
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
One Liners an - aq
An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.
One Liners ar - az
Are you living for the things you are praying for?