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Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.
Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt. (Stuart Appleby)
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that.
(Martin Luther King Jr)
Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way. Help me, too, to know when to keep my mouth shut.
Dear God,
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped.
I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I'm very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,
I'm going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.

Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy.
Take care of Brother and Me.
And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life.
Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.
Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!
Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. (Winston Churchill)
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. (William Jennings Bryan)
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He's all right now
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening
Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.
DisAppointments are often His Appointments.
Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Discipline without freedom is tyranny.
Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)
Do all you should, not all you could.
Do bad and remember, do good and forget. (Algerian proverb)
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.
Can you give me something to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?
Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet.
What shall I do?
Well, for a start, don't point him at me.
Doctor: "Ever had an accident?"
Rancher: "No."
Doctor: "Never had an accident in your whole life?"
Rancher: "Well, last spring I was out in the pasture and a bull tossed me over the fence."
Doctor: "And you don't call that an accident?"
Rancher: "No. I think the bull did it on purpose."
Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch.
Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water."
Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"
Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."
Do for others with no desire of returned favor. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under.
Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.
Doing little things with a strong desire to please God makes them really great. (St. Francis de Sales)
Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.
Don't ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community. (Steve Andres)
Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.
Don't be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.
Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...
Don't be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been there.
Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.
Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. (Confucius)
Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
Don't believe them who say that they will follow you like your shadow; because shadows disappear in darkness.
Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good.
Don't be so humble, you're not that great. (Golda Meir)
Don't borrow sorrow from tommorrow!
Don't control, be in control. (Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, The Legend Continues)
Don't count the days, make the days count. (Mohammed Ali)
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back.
Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have. (Louis E. Boone)

Don't find fault, find a remedy. (Henry Ford)
Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you.
Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.
Don't get married only because of the money. You can borrow it cheaper. (Z. Z. Gabor)
Don't grieve that your roses have thorns.
Rejoice instead that your thorns have roses.
Don't gripe about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't be a member.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. (Robert Louis Stevenson)
Don't just get something out of church, put something into it.
Don't kill the dream - execute it!
Don't learn the tricks of the trade, learn the trade.
Don't let anybody walk trough your mind with dirty feet. (Gandhi)
Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance.
Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.
Don't let time take control of your destiny. Let your destiny take control of your time. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord)
Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden)
Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.
Don't let you mind wander. It is too little to be left alone.
Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits.
Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.
Don't love the things you own, lest they own you.
Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option.
Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away.
Don't pray for easy lives; pray to be stronger people. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be a miracle. Every day you shall wonder at yourself, at the richness of life which has come to you by the grace of God. (Phillips Brooks)
Don't protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Don't read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. (Mary Smich)
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been but also where you're going.
Don't save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead. (Anna Cummins)
Don't say" if I could, I would".
Say instead "If I can, I will".
Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. (Basho)
Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give;
the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
Don't speak of secret matters in a field that is full of little hills. (Hebrew proverb)
Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for. (The Vatican Sayings, Epicurus)
Don't stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. (Arabic Proverb)
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)
Don't take people for what they are!
Most people do not deserve this.
Take them rather for what they should be.
Don't take me for what I should be.
Take me for what I want to be.
Yours friendly and faithfully! (Margarethe Strnad)
Don't tell a man how to do a thing. Tell him what you want done, and he'll surprise you with his ingenuity. (General George S. Patton)
Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. (Malayan proverb)
Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)
Don't wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly. (St. Francis De Sales)
Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition.
Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. (Robert Fulghum)
Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA proverb)
Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts.
Do what you love and love what you're doing, and you'll never work another day in your life.
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Do you know the three times that most people are in church?
When they are hatched, matched and dispatched.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. (James Dean)
Dream but always with your eyes wide open.
Dreams come true, without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. (John Updike)
Drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. (E. Joseph Cossman)
Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off.
During a carnival, men put masks over their masks. (Xavier Forneret)
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle. . . And He just then did!"
Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.
Duty over desire - may that inspire.

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