One Liners (the f - q)

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The farther backwards you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. (Winston Churchill)
The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it.
The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.
The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss.
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
The first duty of love is to listen. (Tillich)
The first time we kissed,
I closed my eyes,
You closed your eyes
and........ We missed!
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. (Hadia Bejar)
The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.
The funny thing about common sense, it ain't all that common.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
The gap between advice and help is very wide.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. (Evan Esar)
The glass is not half-empty, it's just twice as big as it needs to be.
The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed.
The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself.
The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. (Benjamin Disraeli)
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot. (Walter Bagehut)
The greatest strength a champion can hold is humility. (Vince Lombardi)
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
The great lie of the news media: "I am the public".
The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. (Holmes)
The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as "It is finished" were the same words used in bills of sale and meant "paid in full. (John Hoh)
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything that comes along their way.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.
The heart that loves is always young. (Greek proverb)
The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions. (William F. Scolavino)
The heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight.
But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
(Thomas S. Monson)
The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)
The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic!
The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
The insane create worlds, the sane live in them... the sane create cages, the insane live in them. (Kappa Maki)
The Iron Rule: Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems.
The larger the lake of knowledge the longer the shore of wonder.
The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it like that before".
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise.
The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. (George Bernard Shaw)
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear," she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
The longer you wait, the better the date. (Myriad Sky)
The Lord loves a cheerful giver.
He also accepts from a grouch.
The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.
Love isn't love till you give it away.
The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the love of that child.

The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing - and the main thing is Christ. (Pastor Clay Peck)
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. (Robert Bloch)
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. (Edward Phelps)
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. (Wilhelm Steckel)
The mark of a saint is not perfection, but consecration. A saint is not a man without faults, but a man who has given himself without reserve to God. (W. T. Richardson)
The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Johnny quickly replied: "CBS, NBC, HBO and the Cartoon Network."
The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced.
The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.
The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. Its in how much discouragement it takes to stop you.
The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.
The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.
The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!
The mind of a poet begins with an H and ends with a T, listening with an EAR in between. (Lori Herber)
The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store, but then discovered he didn't have any money with him. "I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the clerk, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons."
"Perhaps," suggested the clerk, "I could come twice."
The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost. (George Schultz)
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed.
All the winners are from Earth.
The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children, elderly, sick, needy and handicapped. (Senator Hubert Humphrey)
The more I know the more I know I don't know.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
The most beautiful discovery two friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application.
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. (Scott Adams)
The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
The noblest revenge is to forgive. (Thomas Fuller)
The obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge.
The older I get, the older old is.
The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets. (Mark Twain)
The old rule of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind.(Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr)
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it. What is it?
A coffin.
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe. (Rob Kalnitsky)
The only justification for ever looking down on someone is to lift them up. (Jesse Jackson)
The only limitations to God are in our mind.
The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.
The only new thing in this world, is the history you did not know. (Harry Truman)
The only place you can win a football game is on the field. The only place you can lose it is in your head. (Darrell Royal)
The only routine with me is no routine at all. (Jackie Kennedy)
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is, once I pass across them, they automatically become my milestones!
The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The one thing you can give and still keep is your word.
The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.
The only way to be free is to limit yourself. (Jason Benson)
The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it.
The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant. (Egyptian proverb)
The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy.
You cannot hate someone you don't care about.
The optimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a blessing." The pessimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a mess."
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. (Sir. Winston Churchill)
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears it is true.
The palest ink is better than the strongest memory. (Chinese Proverb)
The past is history.
Tomorrow's a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why we call it the present.
The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver, and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for."
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. (Nancy Astor)
The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind, the optimist expects the direction to change, but the leader simply adjusts the sails!
The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be handed to the people who holler "All power to the people!".
The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance, so he published this item in the church bulletin:
This . . . is . . . the . . . way . . . the . . . church . . . sometimes . . . looks . . . to . . . the . . . preacher . . . when . . . he . . . goes . . . into . . . the . . . pulpit.
The price of greatness is responsibility. (Winston Churchill)
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. (Thomas Jefferson)
The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.
The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer."
The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
The purpose of all prayer is to find God's will and to make that will our prayer. (Catherine Marshall)
The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
The purpose of prayer is not to get answers, things or anything - not even holiness. Valuable though they are, all of those are side effects. The purpose of prayer is to get acquainted with God. Anything else is a bonus. (Alfred C. McClure)
The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.
The quest for beauty is a quest for love.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

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