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He who angers you controls you!
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. (Chinese proverb)
He who blames others has a long way to go on his journey.
He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived.
(Chinese proverb)
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. (J.R.R. Tolkien)
He who builds to every man's advice will have a crooked house. (Danish proverb)
He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. (Albert Einstein)
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. (George Herbert)
He who can take no interest in what is small, will take false interest in what is great.
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
He, who doesn't hope to win has already lost. (Simon Bolivar)
He who fails to prepare, prepares to fail.
He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito.
He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well
is not as apt to get the dollars
as he who climbs a tree and hollers.
He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
He who kneels the most stands best. (D.L. Moody)

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child. Teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man. Follow him. (Arab Proverb)
He who knows others is learned.
He who knows himself is wise. (Lao Tse 604-531 BC)
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
He who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it.
He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light. (Arabian Proverb)
He who slings mud looses ground.
He who stands for nothing, falls for anything.
He who wrestles with us, strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skills. Our antagonist is our helper. (Edmund Burke)
History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power.
Memory is the same thing on an individual scale.
History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors.
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.
Hoffer's law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another.
Holding on to a hurt creates more hurt.
Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. (Marilyn Monroe)
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. (Franklin P. Jones)
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out. (Vaclav Havel)
Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future.
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today.
Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were.
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
How do you start your days?
Good morning Lord or Good Lord, morning.
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. (Shakespeare)
How far you go in life is determined by how tender you are with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with those striving, and tolerant with the weak and strong, because some day in life you will have been all of them.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Hugs are not measured by quantity; they are measured by quality.
Humans are interesting creatures, when given everything they need, they can't live through hardships.
But when given very little they surpass every hardship.
Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine things must be loved to be known.
Humor to a man is like a feather pillow.
It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.
Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost(Terry Brooks)
Hurt people hurt people.
Whole people heal people.
Hymns appropriate to the occasion.
Dentist's Hymn -- "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing"
Contractor's Hymn -- "The Church's One Foundation"
Tailor's Hymn -- "Holy, Holy, Holy"
Golfer's Hymn -- "There Is a Green Hill Far Away"
Politician's Hymn -- "Standing on the Promises"
IRS Hymn -- "All to Thee"
Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On"
Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light"
Shopper's Hymn -- "Sweet By and By"

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"
at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"
at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

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