One Liners & Proverbs

one-lin·er
n.
A short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence.

One liners jokes, also known as monolouge jokes, are a big part of modern life. One liners have grown more popular in recent decades, replacing the longer, story-based humor of our grandparents. We have collected many of the world's funniest one liners and most moving proverbs. Perfect for the attention deficet, instant gratification generation! If you're looking for success quotes you can find them here.
 

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  5. One Liners aa - af → A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
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  7. One Liners an - aq → An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.
  8. One Liners ar - az → Are you living for the things you are praying for?

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Goldie Mehta (Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:36:36 -0700): who says NOTHING is impossible....i did NOTHING all my life.
(Tue, 02 Aug 2011 03:31:49 -0700): am not totally useless I can be used as an bad example.
Mehjeet Singh (Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:16:26 -0700): Love is a deep divine ocean in which Sex is small though an important portion.
Saurabh Dar (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:57:09 -0700): am not totally useless I can be used as an bad example.
Don Anthony Lang Jr (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 20:34:15 -0700): he who smelt it delt it.
Ste Laycock (Tue, 11 Oct 2011 01:46:04 -0700): he who said the rhyme did the crime!
Skippy Scott (Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:06:18 -0800): Ste Laycock He who blamed it, flamed it
Jack Yates (Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:44:37 -0800): He who said the rap did the crap
Libby Letchford (Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:17:06 -0800): Whoever denied it supplied it.
Spike Barker (Fri, 16 Dec 2011 02:44:21 -0800): Whoever deduced it, produced it.
Jackson Sibert (Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:34:52 -0800): He who wouldnt stop rythming is a dumbass
Ken Smith (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:41:50 -0700): my toilet paper packaging says "recycled" ffs sake gimme a break.
Lloyd Cadrain (Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:26:37 -0700): If you think vilonce is the answer, you don't understand the question...
Roger Bencomo (Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:05:29 -0700): don't jump off the bridge before the water rises.
Samia El' (Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:22:22 -0700): To find the person you can truly trust, look no further that the nearest mirror (L'
Deepak Vishwakarma (Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:11:25 -0700): Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Vikki Aug (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:51:53 -0800): I challenge the worst in myself and compete with the best in me.
Vikki Aug (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:53:50 -0800): Take care of urself in your young age , so that you can enjoy the youth of old age:)
Gaanesh Shah (Sat, 19 Nov 2011 10:12:38 -0800): "No one dies virgin, because life fuck's everyone in the End"...
Seervi Praveens (Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:33:46 -0800): I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ruerd Visser (Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:51:19 -0800): Likely god does not give you what you want, but what your soul needs to grow.
Seervi Praveens (Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:34:29 -0800): Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Andre En Vicky Verdaasdonk (Fri, 25 Nov 2011 01:07:57 -0800): Dear Santa; I want a big fat bank account and a slim body.........AND PLEASE DON'T MIX THEM UP LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR!
Alexander Menheere (Fri, 25 Nov 2011 04:38:52 -0800): Hahaha !
Spike Barker (Fri, 16 Dec 2011 02:47:02 -0800): You think that's bad. I asked Santa for a big nob for christmas, so he sent round Jeremy Clarkson.
Paola Eufemia Palmiero (Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:09:39 -0800): I heard the Pope loves Cats, he's a Cat-oholic.
Eric van Loo (Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:30:17 -0800): Men / women ...are like parking spots.. all the good ones are taken and all the free ones are handicap
Dennis Kurien (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 02:37:13 -0800): sex is not the answer...yes is...sex is the question....
Glam Quotes (Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:40:33 -0800): If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. – Katharine Hepburn.
Stephen Glidden (Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:31:49 -0800): He who stands on toilet is HIGH on POT.


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