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| Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
| Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV. |
| Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. |
| Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs) |
| Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. (Greek Proverb) |
| Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. |
| Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. |
| Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. |
| Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! |
| Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. (Brian Tracy) |
| Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing. |
| Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. (Robert Brault) |
| Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick. |
| Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet. |
| Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put too much faith in science. |
| Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work. |
| Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory. |
| Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake. |
| Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers) |
| Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow. |
| Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to. |
| Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. |
| Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. |
| Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! |
| Events are less important than our response to them. |
| Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. |
| Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film. |
| Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. |
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| Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. |
| Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing. |
| Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown. |
| Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news. |
| Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. (Ronnie B. Woods) |
| Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away. |
| Every good friend once was a stranger. |
| Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. |
| Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart) |
| Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener. |
| Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you don't say. |
| Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. (Nicholas Sperling) |
| Everyone needs to be loved . . . especially when they do not deserve it. |
| Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. (Hasidic saying) |
| Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die. |
| Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. (Spanish Proverb) |
| Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until the next year for better. (Edgar Watson Howe) |
| Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. |
| Everything is possible; just not too probable. |
| Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein) |
| Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. (Carl Gustav Jung) |
| Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. (Aesop) |
| Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988) |
| Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. (Christian Archives) |
| Examine what is said, not who speaks. (Arabian Proverb) |
| Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell. |
| Expectations are for the unsure. (Peter Walstrom) |
| Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. |
| Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying. |
| Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. |
| Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
| Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. |
| Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. |
| Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary. |
| Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley) |
| Failure comes in two ways: Those who do it without giving a thought. Those who thought about it but do nothing. |
| Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill) |
| Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent. |
| Failure is opportunity in disguise. |
| Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. (Henry Ford) |
| Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. |
| Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations. (Elton Trueblood) |
| Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will! |
| Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to. |
| Faith is personal, but never private. |
| Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.(J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings) |
| Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy. Hope makes all things work. |
| Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! |
| Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awfull. |
| Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them. |
| Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet. |
| Fate decides who walks into your life, you decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let walk out. |
| Fat people are harder to kidnap. |
| Faults are thick when love is thin. |
| Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. |
| Fear doesn't overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you. |
| Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do. |
| Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there. |
| Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death! |
| Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (George Washington) |
| First old man: "You want to go for a walk?" Second old man: "Isn't it windy?" First old man: "No, it's Thursday." Second old man: "Me, too. Let's go get a soda." |
| First things first! But not necessarily in that order. |
| Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. |
| Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. (William Arthur Ward) |
| Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves. |
| Flirtation...Attention without intention. |
| Flowers will not grow but die if they don't get rained on every once in a while. |
| Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark) |
| Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight. |
| Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. |
| Fools rush in - and get all the best seats. |
| Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark. |
| Forbidden fruit creates many jams. |
| Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you. |
| Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. (Paul Boese) |
| Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on. |
| Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. |
| Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado) |
| For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin. |
| For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. (Bruce Barton) |
| For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. |
| For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up. |
| For the want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost; For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost; For the want of a horse, the rider was lost; For the want of a rider, the message was lost; For the want of a message, the battle was lost; For the want of a battle, the war was lost; For the want of a war, the kingdom was lost; And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail. |
| Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, and the neglected opportunity. (Omar Idn Al-Halif) |
| Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired. |
| Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear. |
| Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought. |
| Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! |
| Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again. |
| Friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they are always there |
| Friends forever; never apart, maybe by distance, but not by heart. |
| Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears. |
| Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year. |
| Friendship is God 's special way of beautifully expressing the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing. |
| Friendship is not about who came first or who cares the most. It is all about who came in your life and never left. |
| Friendship should not be sought, but is usually found both by chance and good luck. |
| Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store. |
| Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it. |
| Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. (George Santayana) |
| Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. |
| Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet) |
| Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better. |
| Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving. |
| Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire life. (African proverb) |
| Give God what's right, not what's left! |
| Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee, O Lord. (John Baillie) |
| Give plenty of what is given to you, And listen to pity's call; Don't think the little you give is great And the much you get is small. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871) |
| Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb) |
| Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall) |
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