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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.
Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.
Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.
Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go for it. (Andrew Jackson)
Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it. (Sydney J Harris)
Talent hits the target which no one else can hit; genius hits the target which no one else can see.
Talent is useless without training, thank God. (Mark Twain)
Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. (Chinese proverb)
Teacher to a third grade student: "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"
Billy: "It depends."
Teacher: "It depends on what?"
Billy: "It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."
TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More.
Tears are the baptism of the soul.
Tears will get you sympathy.
Sweat will get you results.
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.
Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."
Television is bubble gum for the eyes. (Frank Lloyd Wright)
Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.
Television ruins more minds than drugs.
Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.
Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile!
Tell me...I will forget.
Show me...I might remember.
Involve me...I will understand. (chinese proverb)
Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. (Louis Dega)
Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell.
While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well.
With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fuss.
By the stack of evidence. God's been very good to us.
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore. (Yogi Berra)
That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.
That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.
That which you cannot give away, you don't possess; it possesses you.
The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The ABC of salvation.
A - All have sinned.
B - Behold the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the world
C - Come to Christ for peace, pardon, and eternal life.
The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. (Glenn Kittler)
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. (Yakov Smirnoff)
The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. (Joseph Joubert)
The answer to having a better life is not about getting a better life, it's just about changing how we see the one we have right now. (Angel Kyodo Williams)
The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without.
The axe soon forgets, but the tree always remembers. (Shona saying)
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. (Michael Althsuler)
The balding middle-aged man asked his barber,
"Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair,there's so little of it."
"Well, "said the barber, "actually I make little charge for cutting it. What you're paying for is my searching for it!"
The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to give the blessing was unable to attend.
He asked the main speaker if he would oblige, and the man agreed.
He began, "There is no clergyman present, let us thank God."
The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits.
The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith.
The beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety.
The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich. (Saadi, Persian poet)
The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
The best of battles are won on our knees...
The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. (Theodore Roosevelt)
The best revenge is a vow to never be like the one who hurt you.
The best things in life aren't things. (Art Buchwald)
The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!
The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness.
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. (G. K. Chesterton)
The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby.
The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathway of the strong.
The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit, while removing them greatly decreases my specific gravity.
The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. (Rabindranath Tagore)
The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best. (Bob Kerry)
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
The Chinese word for "crisis" contains two characters. One of them means "opportunity".
The church is looking for better methods. God is looking for better men.
The cold absolute truth is much more preferred than a kind and uncertain lie. (Gabe Suico)
The collapse of character begins with compromise.
The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.
The contented person is never poor.
The discontented is never rich.

The deepest waters make the least noise. (Guatemalan Proverb)
The definition of a recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
A depression is when you loose yours. (US President Truman)
The definition of luck is when opportunity meets preparation.
The definition of virtue: Insufficient temptation. (George Bernard Shaw)
The degree of panic is the degree of the lack of personal spiritual experience with God. (Oswald Chambers)
The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it. (Laurence Sterne)
The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get.
"The devil has four chief servants:
'There's no danger,'
'Only this once,'
'Everybody does it,'
and 'By and by.'" (Sherman A. Nagel)
The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week.
The difference between men and boys ....
.... is the price of their toys.
The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. (Einstein)
The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration.
The doctor is not able to operate the notable, because he has no table!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The easiest thing to be in the world is you.
The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be.
Don't let them put you in that position. (Leo Buscaglia)
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
The envious praise me unknowingly. (Kahlil Gibran)
The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them.
The eyes of men speak words the tongue cannot pronounce. (Native American proverb)

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