One Liners (it - j)
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. (Deng Xiaoping)
It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
I thank you God that I can be a father.
I cherish the hug from my son or daughter.
I pray my Dear Father that in some small way
You will feel my love as I hug you today.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt, than there are to get out of it.
It is a good thing God chose me before I was born,
because he surely would not have afterwards. (C.H. Spurgeon)
It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.
It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.
It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. (Michael Arlen)
It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, and normal to ignore it. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.)
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
It is a small world, but I wouldn't like to have to paint it.
It is as necessary for men to hear the Gospel, as it was for Christ to die.
It is better to be 5 minutes late than dead for 5 minutes. (John Leighton)
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you're not!
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. (Mark Twain)
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. (Herman Melville)
It is better to forget and smile, than to remember and be sad.
It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.
It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all. (Edward de Bono)
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
It is better to live day by day for you might not be here tomorrow.
It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.
It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.
It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. (Anatole France)
It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. What is true is that honesty is incompatible with the amassing of a large fortune. (Mahatma Gandhi)
It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!
It is easy to have a balanced personality. Just forget your troubles as easily as you do your blessings.
It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
It is funny how we can see this outside world using our eyes; and we can see someone's inside world looking into their eyes.
It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!
It's good to have money and all the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. (George Horace Lorimer)
It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.
It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. (Epictetus)
It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to, understood, and taken seriously.
It is my hearts desire that I must be no more, that He be known more. (Saheed B. Olalekan)
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. (Benjamin Disraeli)
It is never easy being a mother.
If it were easy, fathers would do it.
It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
It is not against the law to be stupid, but it is stupid to be against the law.
It is not always easy to....
think and then act
profit by mistakes
forgive and forget
.... but it usually pays. (Richard Hamilton)
It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
It is not a war on drugs; it's a war on people.
It is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy.
It is not how busy you are, but why you are busy- the bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted.
It is not how much of your money you are going to give to God, but how much of God's money you are going to keep for yourself.
It is not how much we do, but how much love we put into doing it.
It is not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving. (Mother Teresa)
It is not, how much you know...It is making the best use of what you know !
It is not raining. The sky leaks.
It is not 'seeing' the light that impacts one's life; it is never 'ceasing' to see the light that impresses one's life, spirit, heart and soul. (Diane Lahaie)
It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven. (Matthew Henry)
It is not that I disagree with you, it is just that I'm not in full accord.
It is not that we don't know the right answers, it is just that we don't ask the right questions. (Tony Robbins)
It is not the difference between people that is the difficulty; it is the indifference.
It is not the employer who pays wages- he only handles the money...It is the product that pays wages.
It is not the load that breaks you down; it's the way you carry it. (Lena Horne)
It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that moves the ship.
It is not the moutain ahead that's wearing me out, it's the grain of sand in my shoe.
It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world- it's the ones who tell more.
It is not the relation which is important, but the relationship that is important!
It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
It is not the speaker who controls communication, but the listener.
It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that count. (Adlai Stevenson)
It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he found out.
It is not what's right about war, it's about what's left.
It is not what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
It is not what you are that holds you back, it is what you think you are not. (Denis Waitley)
It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.
It is not what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about. (Dale Carnegie)
It is not what you would do with your millions
should riches ness be your lot. It is what you are doing at present
with the dollar and quarter you've got.
It is not your position that makes you happy or unhappy, it's your disposition.
It is okay to visit your past just don't bring any luggage with you.
It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
It is one's attitude at the beginning of a task which will, more than anything else, determine its outcome.
It is our responsibility, not ourselves that we should take seriously.
It is risky not to take risk. If you don't take risk, risk will take you. (Archbishop Benson A. Idahosa - Nigeria)
It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy.
It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car.
It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. (Rene Coty)
It is the pain of sacrifice or the pain of regret.
It is the wounded oyster that mends its shell with the pearl.
It is time to quit playing church and start being the church. (Keith Green)
It is time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past, and started blaming them on people in the future.
After all, people in the future have time travel. Why aren't they coming back to help us?
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered.
It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart, if He gets all the pieces. (Samuel Chadwick)
It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. (Zig Zigler)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
It takes a day to find a friend, a moment to lose them but a lifetime to forget them.
It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents.
It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
It was all so different before everything changed.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I used to be Snow White...but I drifted. (Mae West)
I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet.
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed....
I used to want to pack as much as I could into my life, but now I realize it's more about quality of life than quantity. (Sharon Stone)
I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. (John Wesley)
I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is a temporary situation.
I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened. (Mark Twain)
I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ...
I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
I was regretting the past and fearing the future. Suddenly God was speaking: "My name is I am." I waited and God continued:
"When you live in the past, with its mistakes and regrets, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I was."
"When you live in the future, with its problems and fears, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I will be."
"When you live in this moment, it is not hard. I am here. My name is I am."
I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.
She asked, "Do I click the square?"
I said, "Yes."
She asked me, "Single click or double click?"
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. (Woody Allen)
I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way. (Jayson Feinburg)
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."
The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
Jesus accepts you the way you are, but loves you too much to leave you that way. (Lee Venden)
Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible.
Jesus is the man God intended all humans to be. (D.L. Dykes)
Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay.
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Just as children bring their broken toys for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God because he was my friend.
Instead of leaving him in peace to work alone,
I stuck around and tried to help with ways that were my own.
At last I snatched them back and cried "how could you be so slow?"
"My child", he said, "What could I do, you never did let go".
Just as war is more the absence of love than the presence of hate, and darkness is the absence of light, a negative attitude is the absence of a positive one.
Just because a person grows older, it doesn't mean he necessarily grows up.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Justice without force is powerless.
Force without justice is tyrannical. (Blaise Pascal)
"Just think, children," said the missionary, "in Africa there are six million square miles where little boys and girls have no Sunday School. Now, what should we all strive to save money for?"
"To go to Africa!"
Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
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