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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. (Hannah More)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: "It might have been".
Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart. (Henry Ward Beecher)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.
Of course, there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The non-users are slowly being killed off.
Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. (Jim Backus)
Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there.
Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about.
Oh, the worst of all tragedies is not to die young, but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to have lived. (Martin Luther King Jr.)
Old hippies never die, they just surrender to society. (Stephe)
Old love letters are like souvenirs from the past.
Don't just throw them away. (Natasha Isabelle)
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present.
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today." The farmer replied: "Heavens!, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. (Italian Proverb)
One afternoon after a rainstorm, I noticed one of the most beautiful rainbows I had ever seen. I called my 3-year-old daughter, Ashley, to the door so we could go outside and look at it together. With wide eyes she carefully studied it until finally she looked at me and said, "But, Mommy, where is the ark?"
One can resist an intrusion of armies but not an idea whose time has come. (Victor Hugo)
One day a lady criticized D. L. Moody for his methods of evangelism in attempting to win people to the Lord.
Moody's reply was "I agree with you. I don't like the way I do it either. Tell me, how do you do it?"
The lady replied, "I don't do it."
Moody responded "I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it."
One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes...
Make it worth watching.
One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a "battle" that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather:
"Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot.
One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're in.
One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826)
One must learn how to lose before learning how to play. (Mexican Proverb)
One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. (Merle Shain)
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile. (Malcolm S. Forbes)
One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said. (Peter Drucker)
One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present.
In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present. (Stephen R. Covey)
One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not. (O. A. Battista)
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. (Plato)
One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves. (Ellen White)
One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
One thing you can give and still keep, is your word.
One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
One unable to dance blames the unevenness of the floor. (Malaysian proverb)
One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
One will never reach distant shores,
if he chooses to remain upon the dock,
In fear his little ship of dreams
may be dashed against the rocks. (F.Bolen)
One with God is a majority. (Billy Graham)
One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said.
Only boring people get bored. (Robin Beyer)
Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
Only one life, it will soon be past.
Only what's done for Christ will last. (C. T. Studd)
Only the winners decide what were war crimes. (Gary Willis)
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. (Sicilian Proverb)
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?"
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Open your mind to God's wisdom, open your soul to God's peace, open your heart to God's love and all three will stay with you forever. (Mary Stavros)
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them. (William Arthur Ward)
Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can' t catch him going.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison)
Opportunity is often inconvenient.
Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Originality is the art of concealing your source. (Franklin P. Jones)
Others may argue your beliefs, but they can't refuse your love.
Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
Our character is shaped as much by our failures as it is by our successes. (John Gray)
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me.
He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." After a while, he grew bored, and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?"
"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. (Oliver Goldsmith)
Our marriage was a love match pure and simple; she was pure and I was simple.
Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."
From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?"
Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late. (Sam Levenson)
Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. (Kristen Stendahl)
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time." I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.
The cat learned quickly...........
For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa!!
Outer agitation reveals inner instability.
Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?"

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