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Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark Twain)
Keep eye on many, but thoughts on one.
Shake hands with many, but give your heart to one.
Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.
Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. (Erma Bombeck)
Killing time murders opportunities.
Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can speak.
Kindness has converted more sinners, than zeal, eloquence or learning. (F. W. Faber)
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. (Mother Teresa)
Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.
Knowing is not enough;
We must Apply.
Willing is not enough;
We must Do. (Goethe)
Knowing what to say is not always necessary; just the presence of a caring friend can make a world of difference. (Sheri Curry)
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it. (Samuel Johnson)
Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more. (Cowper)
Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with it?
Knowledge of God can be fully given to man only in a Person, never in a doctrine.
Faith is not the holding of correct doctrine, but personal fellowship with the living God.
(William Temple 1881-1944)
Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.
Language is the dress of thought. (Johnson)
Last night I dreamed my life was done, and heaven's gates flung wide.
And with kindly grace, an angel ushered me inside.
And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean.
Indignant words rose to my lips, but never were set free,
On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!
Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chancellor)
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)
Leaders help others to succeed. (Erin Templet)
Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.
Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like it. (Harry S. Truman)
Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.
Learn from the past
Live for today
Look for tomorrow
Take a nap this afternoon
Learning history is easy. Learning its lessons is almost impossible.
Learning is forging a head.
Thinking is foraging a head.
Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.
Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon)
Leave loved ones always with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. (Dean Cresham)
Let nature take its course and hope it passes.
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. (Sir Winston Churchill)
Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel. (H. Jackson Brown Jr.)
Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. (James Maverick Cook)
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)
Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855)
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
Life is an echo.
What you send out - you get back.
What you give - you get.
Life is a roller coaster.
You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
Life is fragile ... handle with prayer.
Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.
Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. (Jawaharlal Nehru)
Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. (Taimi Megivern)
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
Life is mostly froth and bubble;
Two things stand like stone:
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in our own.
(Adam Lindsay Gordon 1833­1870)
Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased. (Gabe Suico)
Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. (Nicola A. Sills)
Life is really a bed of roses, others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off.
Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth.
Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.
Life is too short to long for money.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon)
Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
Life itself cannot give you joy unless you really will it.
Life just gives you time and space. Its up to you to fill it.
Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)
Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen.
Listening and hearing are two different senses.
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. (American Indian Proverb)
Little birdie in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye
I didn't scream,
I didn't cry,
But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly!
Little differences - like a letter in a word -
make all the difference in the world.
Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd baby brother come from?"
His mother replied, "Heaven, Johnny. He came from heaven."
After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out"
Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.
Live each day as if it were your last, but learn from each day as if you will live forever.
Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. (Will Rogers)
Live without pretending,
Love without depending,
Listen without defending,
Speak without offending,
Give without ending,
Build without rending.
(Nina Roberta Baker)
Live your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And your story will touch and heal people's souls. (Melody Beattie)
Live your own life, for you will die your own death. (Latin proverb)

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