God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts. (Mahatma Gandhi)
God answers knee-mail.
God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces.
God created woman from the side of man.
Not from his head to be above him,
nor from his feet to be trampled by him.
From his side to be equal to him,
from under his arm to be protected by him,
from near his heart to be loved by him.
God creates a worm for every bird - but He does not throw it in the nest.
God didn't promise us it would be easy or painless; He just promised us it would be worth it!
God doesn't ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability. (Mary Kay Ash)
God doesn't call people who are qualified. He calls people who are willing, and then He qualifies them. (Richard Parker)
God doesn't discriminate ... only religions do.
God gave us memories, that we might have June roses in the December of our
lives. (James M. Barrie)
God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once.
God gave us two ears but only one mouth . . . Some people say that's because
He wanted us to spend twice as much time listening as talking. Others claim it's because He knew listening was twice as hard as talking.
God, give me courage to do what I can, humility to admit what I can't, and wisdom to know the difference.
God give me work, till my life shall end. And life, till my work is done. (Winifred Holtby's epitaph)
God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest.
God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. (Reinhold Niebuhr)
God has a thousand ways,
Where I can see not one;
When all my means have reached their end,
Then His have just begun.
God has given us two ears, but one tongue, to show that we should be swift to hear, but slow to speak. God has set a double fence before the tongue, the teeth and the lips, to teach us to be wary that we offend not with our tongue. (Thomas Watson)
God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. (Ben Franklin)
God is God,
and I'm not. (Stephen Mansfield)
God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. (Kelly Sparks)
God is too kind to do anything cruel; too wise to make a mistake; too deep to explain Himself.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruit of the Spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.
God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.
God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. (Max Lucado)
God never said it would be easy .... He just said He would go with me. (J.G. Holland)
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility, not to enjoy privileges.
God sends no one away empty, except those who are full of themselves. (Dwight L. Moody)
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
God's will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you.
God tries our faith so that we may try His faithfulness.
God uses broken things. It takes broken soil to produce a crop, broken
clouds to give rain, broken grain to give bread, broken bread to give
strength. It is the broken alabaster box that gives forth perfume . . . it
is Peter, weeping bitterly, who returns to greater power than ever. (Vance Havner)
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule.
Good, better, best.
Until good be better
And better best. (Mother Goose)
Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind, but good acts are like the seed planted in fertile soil.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. (Byrd Baggett)
Goodness is the only investment that never fails. (Thoreau)
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)
Good taste is boundless, while bad taste knows no bounds.
Good works are the fruit of salvation not the root.
"‚Go ye‚ is as much a part of Christ's Gospel as ‚Come unto Me.‚ You are not even a Christian until you have honestly faced your responsibility in regard to the carrying of the Gospel to the ends of the earth. J. Stuart Holden)
Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.
Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Great men may die, but there ideas won't. (Kelly Nelson)
Great minds ... discuss ideas.
Average minds ... discuss events.
Small minds ... discuss people.
Greed is a lasting slavery. (Ali bin Abi Talib)
Growing old is like watching a great river erode your property and knowing you are helpless to stop it.
(Robert G. Easterling)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guests and fish start to stink after two days. (Spanish Proverb)
Habit is a cable; we spin a thread of it every day and at last we can not break it.
Habit never goes
Because if you remove H
If you remove A
If you remove B
It still remains
Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from
intelligence. (Bonar Thompson)
Handicapped is not helpless.
Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your heart.
Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Happiness depens on happenings but joy depends on Christ.
Happiness is a path, not a destination.
Happiness is like a butterfly, which when pursued is just beyond your grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly may alight upon you. (Hawthorne)
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but no one feels the warmth as you do. (J.Tilse)
Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.
Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already
Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.
Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.
Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! (Sam Ewing)
Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die.
Hating hate does not mean you love love.
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. (Rita Rudner)
Have less. Do less. Be more. (Aboodi Shaby)
Have you ever noticed how the contents of a box are much more interesting before the box is opened?
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.
Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.
Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, and all is organize by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians! (Eliane Kirchner)
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. (Abraham Lincoln)
He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. (Jim Elliot)
He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
He is not ready to lose a minute of his life, but he's ready to lose his life in a minute.
Hell has no exits. Heaven needs none.
Hell has no fire escapes.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. (Richard Bach)
Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree, but if we do I'll still love you.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (C. S. Woodbridge)
Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. (Yiddish Proverb)
He that communicates his secret to another makes himself that other's slaves. (Baltasar Gracian)
He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy in another. (Aesop)
He that lets the small things bind him, leaves the great undone behind him.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes....
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