One Liners & Proverbs

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one-lin·er n. A short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence. One liner jokes, also known as monolouge jokes, are a big part of modern life. One liners have grown more popular in recent decades, replacing the longer, story-based humor of our grandparents. We have collected many of the world's funniest one liners and most moving proverbs. Perfect for the attention deficet, instant gratification generation!

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One Liners aa - af A closed mind is a good thing to lose. One Liners ag - am Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. One Liners an - aq An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry. One Liners ar - az Are you living for the things you are praying for?

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